I have this conversation so often..........

It truly saddens me.

A bit of advice ladies... Dress up!. Not every day. Once a week, twice a week maybe. Stop wearing the same pony tail and dirty mom jeans. If you are lucky enough to have a husband that lets you know that you've had your pony tail in too long, and that you should toss on some blush, BE THANKFUL . To you that have a hubby that keeps quite, he's at my bar. Buying lap dances, tipping girls, and yep... bitching about you. The biggest complaint I hear from married men, is that their wives stopped trying. And don't give me that "I have kids, and work and a household to run" bull crap. I have four kids, a happy husband, a job, and a tidy house. Buy some rollers. It takes five minutes to put them in and five minutes to take them out. Run your fingers thru your hair, and it's done. For those with curly or unruly hair, use a flat iron. Or just wipe some sheen thru it. Put some make up on. Even if you don't care for the foundation, use eyeliner, eyeshadow, blush and gloss. It takes no more then ten minutes to apply make up. Turn your coffee pot on, and go get yourself ready. You don't have to make it a runway show. Just slap on some make up, and do your hair. Tell your hubby he's hot. Grab his ass in public. Keep him out of my bar. Keep doing your same ol same ol, and he's back to me. Spending your Mom Jeans money. Tee shirts and jeans are great, just not with stains and holes. Dress it up with a necklace. Rock it Target style. They have cute stuff, and it's cheap. And if your man is need need of some clean up himself, TELL HIM. Let him know. Buy him new cologne, deoderant, shirts, etc. He has no idea. men are NOT mind readers. They are Captain Oblivious to anything you seem to think they know. Tell them exactly what you want, out of life and love.

NOW, for those so called "Hot Moms"..... STOP IT. Don't dress like a slut infront of your kids' friends. It's gross. You're embarrassing your child. PS- Other women don't hate you because you're hot. They hate you because you are showing their kids that it's ok to look like a prostitute in the middle of the day, at a PTS meeting..... it's totally not. There's nothing wrong with rocking some cleavage, or tight jeans and heels. I do it daily. Just leave the half shirts in the 90's where they belong, and make sure your cleavage isn't all the way to your belly button.

GENTLEMEN- this will be a long one...... Tell your wife what you like. Be blunt. She doesn't know you hate her pony tail. She doesn't know you hate her jeans. Buy her new ones. Clothes you think are hot. "Borrow" her favorite jeans, go to the mall, and have the clerk match the sizes. Buy her the lingerie you think is hot. It will make her feel sexy, and you'll get laid more often. Notice that she put on make up and did her hair. Compliment her. Most women will not tell you what they want to hear. If they do, you are a LUCKY man! Tell her what you want out of life, not just for breakfast. THIS INCLUDES SEX. Be completely honest about what you want out of sex. Tell her what you like. And BTW the train downtown goes both ways. It's a give and take kinda ride.

So, I think that covers my thoughts for the day. If you have something you to discuss, hit me up. Send me an email. I am open to all conversations. amyisivy@gmail.com  I check it at least once a day.